Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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