Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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