No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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