those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i am craving dick and cupcakes
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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