One girl and one boy is just not enough.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.