We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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