Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
