sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
