walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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