do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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