i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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