Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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