butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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