i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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