Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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