Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
there is glitter all over my balls
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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