i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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