He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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