Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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