Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
NoShamevember. You game?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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