I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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