i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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