three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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