I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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