i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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