You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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