scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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