Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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