She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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