Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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