There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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