I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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