Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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