Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Help. Why am I so naked?
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