Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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