quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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