Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
When are your genitals available?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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