i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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