I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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