what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Ladies don't puke and tell
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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