i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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