would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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