question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just gargled with NyQuil
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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