Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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