So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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