Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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