I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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