trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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