I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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