dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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