we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
As shirtless as possible
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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