Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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