Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
