Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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