THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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